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Help save my friend from Captain Sardinia.

Hello readers, I come to you for an urgent matter.
My friend has been kidnapped by the evil captain Sardinia, her name is Flame and she is very fiesty. She was on a mission to defeat captain Sardinia, but instead was captured by him. He said that he wi...

Jul 3, 2011

Sarah Palin, please save us!

We need you to lead us as President of a United States that we can be proud of.
After the most recent Presidential primary debate, it is clear that you are needed, Sarah Palin. The Republican Party is in need of experience and leadership, and you have ...

Jun 27, 2011

Marriage is Black & White, not Rainbow Colored

Governor Cuomo, repeal gay marriage now!
What is going on in your state is wrongmarriage is and should always be between a man and a woman. I am not one of those right-wing nuts. I just truly believe that marriage is sacred.

Changing the definition of...

Jul 1, 2011 2 Responses

BART Protesters - Get a Job

To all the BART Protesters,

Why don't you guys find something more important for humanity to do with your time, such as:

Die
Protest Iran
Save a whale

or, Get a job...

And join us ranks of US workers who just want to get home to see our families...

Sep 9, 2011

In support of Pope Benedict XVI & condom use


To all who doubt our dear Pope Benedict XVI:
Though it may be difficult for people who are not Catholic to understand the church and its headship, you must understand that Catholic's too do not always fully understand decisions of the church. Some of ...

Apr 20, 2011